Anxiously Relieved: Archive

a typical conversation between besties

me: lol the longest kiss ever was 31 hours 30 ins and 30 seconds - omg I'd have to pee after that
him: holy shit I'd get bored - id be like so you gunn blow me or no?
me: hahaha - lol after a while i'd figure they just sit there with their mouths together - oh gross
him: yeah i'd really get bored plus that's nasty - like the amount of times the spit has gone in and out of their mouth
me: GAHHH IMAGINE THE GROWING BACTERICA omg
him: AH EW NO WHY
me: CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOWWW
him: THE OLD SPICE GUY
me: OMG HE'S BLACK
him: AND MUSCULAR
me: AND BLACK
him: AND LOUD
me: AND BLACK
him: SAME THING